💍 Elon, Marrying Himself

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Elon Musk might be about to merge two companies worth a combined $3.6 trillion.

That's nearly the size of the entire UK economy. Under one roof. Run by one very online man.

Here's what's going on.

Barclays analyst Dan Levy thinks a Tesla/SpaceX merger could be announced before Tesla's AGM on December 6.

That's about seven weeks away. Grab the popcorn.

SpaceX $SPCX ( ▼ 1.74% ) would most likely be the one "acquiring" Tesla $TSLA ( ▼ 2.13% ) , thanks to its dual-class share structure.

The maths, based on current market caps:

Normally the company being bought gets a juicy premium on top. Levy expects that premium to already be factored in, so nobody's getting a surprise bonus here.

According to Levy, there would be some financial synergies, but the real prize is vertical integration.

Exhibit A: Terafab, a chip factory being developed jointly by Tesla, SpaceX and xAI. Musk believes it's essential to power the compute both companies need.

The catch? Joint development means any big move needs approval from two separate boards. Levy calls it a "complex dynamic." That's analyst for "a scheduling nightmare."

And the overlaps keep piling up:

At this point they're basically one company with two logos and a shared group chat.

Perhaps the biggest reason? Musk wants a bigger slice of Tesla.

He's said he wants around 25% ownership so he's "influential" enough to chase his AI and robotics ambitions.

A merger would blow straight past that. He'd own ~37% of the combined company with ~56% of the voting power.

Majority voting control. Of a $3.6 trillion company.

And Musk isn't exactly playing coy. On Tesla's Q2 earnings call, he pointed to "more and more overlap, especially with Terafab."

At the All-In Summit last month, he went further, wondering aloud "what action one might take" with so much collaboration going on.

Subtle as a rocket launch. 🚀

If you own Tesla, a deal would turn your shares into a slice of something much bigger and much weirder: rockets, satellites, AI, cars and robots in one ticker.

That means more exposure to the whole Musk ecosystem and less to Tesla as a standalone carmaker-slash-robot company.

It also means Musk would hold majority voting power. Shareholders who already worry about key-person risk would have even more of it to worry about.

And remember: this is still speculation. No deal has been announced. Levy is reading the tea leaves, even if Musk keeps leaving them on the table.

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CoreWeave's $CRWV ( ▼ 11.91% ) bonds are now yielding nearly 15%.

The company promised lenders 9.625%. The market looked at that and said "cute."

CoreWeave stock fell about 4% on Thursday, on top of a roughly 15% drop the day before.

Two days, one question from investors: who's actually paying for all these GPUs?

Some bonds clawed back ground. The October 2031 notes rebounded to 81.4 cents on the dollar, and the June 2030 notes rallied to 87.4 cents.

Both are still well below face value. The 2032 bonds sit at 77 cents, which is the bond market's version of a nervous laugh.

Insuring CoreWeave's debt against default is also wildly expensive. Five-year credit default swaps were quoted at about 1,102 basis points.

Protecting $10 million of CoreWeave debt costs roughly $1.1 million a year. That's home insurance for a house built on a volcano.

CoreWeave has raised more than $35 billion this year. Chip-backed loans, junk bonds, convertibles, share sales. If there's a way to borrow money, they've tried it.

Debt and lease obligations totaled about $52 billion at the end of June.

Higher yields leave existing fixed-rate payments alone. The pain shows up on every new dollar it borrows, and CoreWeave borrows a lot of new dollars.

Bernstein, which rates the stock Underperform, summed it up: "What will the next dollar of growth cost?"

Its view is that CoreWeave needs lenders to fund the hardware on terms that still leave something for shareholders. It calls the long-term model economically challenged.

Then Gartner piled on. On Wednesday it predicted 80% of neoclouds will cease independent operations by 2030 if AI infrastructure spending keeps up its breakneck pace.

Neoclouds being the AI-focused cloud providers. Like, say, CoreWeave.

Enter Jensen Huang. Speaking in Sweden, Nvidia's CEO said CoreWeave's strength improves every day and its cost of capital is "actually decreasing."

He also said Nvidia doesn't need to backstop CoreWeave. The credit default swap market has politely asked to see the receipts.

Consumer prices rose 0.3% last month, above the 0.2% economists expected, and were up 3.7% from a year earlier.

The Treasury yield jumped more than 15 basis points on Wednesday before settling at 5.19%.

When the safest borrower on Earth pays 5.19%, a heavily indebted AI company has to pay a lot more. Higher yields hit leveraged, risky names hardest.

Right on cue, DigitalOcean $DOCN ( ▼ 9.85% ), Nebius $NBIS ( ▼ 12.18% ) and IREN $IREN ( ▼ 11.19% ) all fell about 4%, extending Wednesday's losses.

What it means for you: the AI trade has two layers. Demand for compute still looks strong. Financing that compute is getting pricier.

For debt-heavy AI infrastructure stocks, bond prices and Treasury yields may matter as much as the next earnings call.

Turns out the AI boom runs on GPUs and lenders. One of those is getting nervous.

84% of S&P 500 stocks are down at least 10% from their highs.

The index itself? Just 2% off a record.

Both of those are true at the same time. Welcome to the "stealth" bear market.

According to The Kobeissi Letter, the market is living two lives at once.

The headline number looks like a party. Under the hood, most stocks are nursing a hangover.

They call it a historic "Bull-Bear" market paradox. They also reckon it's one of the most significant opportunities in the market today.

Rewind to January. Wall Street expected three Fed rate cuts in 2026, worth 75 basis points of relief.

Instead, the Fed hiked in September. Markets now price three more hikes by June 2027, for +100 basis points in total.

That's a 175 basis point swing in expectations. Like ordering a pizza and getting a parking ticket.

The culprit is oil. Brent crude is at $106 a barrel, and diesel is up over 80% from its January low.

Hard to tame inflation when everything that moves runs on the stuff.

Since the March 30 bottom, just 10 stocks have driven 70% of the S&P 500's gains.

The other 490 stocks? A combined 30%.

That's ten people doing the group project while 490 put their names on the slides.

Real estate, materials, utilities and consumer discretionary have taken the steepest beatings.

You'd assume the leaders are wildly overpriced. Kobeissi says otherwise.

Nvidia is up 21% over this stretch, yet its P/E ratio is down 46%. Profits have been sprinting faster than the stock.

It now trades at roughly 24x forward earnings, barely above the S&P 500's 22x.

Zoom out and the whole tech sector trades at nearly the same forward P/E as the index. Historically, tech has almost always commanded a premium.

So the world's biggest companies are priced like the average company. Make of that what you will.

The index can hide a lot of pain. If you own things outside big tech, your portfolio may feel very different from the headlines.

Kobeissi argues this setup could spark a "violent rally" if and when the rate and oil backdrop gets priced out.

Their logic: if market breadth widens even slightly, buying pressure ramps up fast.

The big "if" is oil and the Fed. While Brent sits above $100 and hikes are on the menu, the coiled spring stays coiled.

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