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In today’s post:

  • 🚀 Musk Just Promised Your Kid

  • 🚭 Born 2009? Never Buy A Pack

  • 🚨 Half The Gulf’s Oil, Gone

Elon Musk. Jensen Huang. Washington. What’s the Connection?

AI is moving into the physical economy.  

Elon is building it. Jensen sees it in Agriculture. Washington is backing it. And DIT AgTech is already putting it to work in livestock. 

Most investors haven’t connected the dots yet. 

At $1 a share, you still can.

🚀 Musk Just Promised Your Kid

Elon Musk wants to give every kid in America a share of SpaceX.

One share. Per child. Starting next year.

And he says it's only the opening act.

In a post on X on Monday, Musk wrote: "Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many."

That's the whole plan, as far as anyone knows. No details on how the shares would be handed out. No word on which kids qualify.

The fine print is still somewhere in low Earth orbit.

🧮 The Maths

SpaceX has roughly 8.1 billion shares outstanding, according to Bloomberg data.

America has roughly 73 million kids under 18. Give each of them one share and you've handed out under 1% of the company.

That's millions of new shareholders, and the cap table barely notices.

Imagine explaining equity to a seven-year-old who really just wanted a Lego rocket.

🧒 He's Not The First At SpaceX To Do This

In July, SpaceX president Gwynne Shotwell and her husband pledged SpaceX shares to Trump Accounts for more than 2 million children aged 11 to 17.

Their focus: kids from lower-income communities.

SpaceX is becoming America's fairy godparent with a launch pad.

💰 What It Means For You

So will your kid be unwrapping rocket stock next year? Maybe. A few things are worth watching:

  • The logistics are the real story. Kids can't open brokerage accounts. Someone has to hold these shares for them, and Trump Accounts already look like the obvious vehicle.

  • One share is only as life-changing as its price. The headline is generous. The actual value per child depends entirely on what SpaceX is worth when the shares land.

  • Billionaire-to-kid equity is turning into a trend. Two SpaceX executives have now pledged shares to children in four months. Expect others to copy the move.

Until Musk shares the details, this is a very big promise with a very small instruction manual.

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The CEO warned that AI is running out of cash. The market panicked. We think he just described his own sales pitch.

This AI chip giant is down 33.6% from its June high, wiping $800B off its market value.

Meanwhile, the business is doing this.

Revenue up 86% to $29.6B. AI chip revenue up 221%.

Fresh guidance of $115B next year, against the $100B Wall Street expected. Then $230B the year after.

Here's why the panic may be misplaced. When money gets tight, AI labs can't afford to overpay for compute, so they hunt for the most horsepower per dollar.

Custom chips strip out everything a workload doesn't need. A cash squeeze pushes buyers straight toward what this company sells.

The price fell while the numbers climbed. Gaps like that are why we do this work.

In today's Premium+ deep dive, we break down why we're adding:

  • The ticker, and what the market got wrong about the CEO's warning

  • What the stock is really worth on next year's earnings

  • The guarantee buried in the filings that most coverage skips

  • The exact signal that would change our mind

🚭 Born 2009? Never Buy A Pack

France wants to make an entire generation permanently smoke-free. By law.

On October 15, a National Assembly committee backed a plan to ban tobacco sales to anyone born on or after January 1, 2009. For life.

Here's the twist: the ban would kick in on January 1, 2027. That's the exact day the oldest people in that group turn 18.

So they'd become adults and still never be allowed to buy a pack. 🚭

📜 The Fine Print

France's Social Affairs Committee adopted the amendment. The cut-off is permanent. Turning 18, 30 or 65 changes nothing.

Retailers who break the rule would pay a "social contribution" of 5% of their turnover from tobacco sales.

That money goes to national health insurance to fund prevention and public health.

So sell a pack to the wrong birthday and you're paying for the anti-smoking campaign. Poetic.

🇬🇧 Britain Already Did It

The UK passed almost the same law earlier this year. The Tobacco and Vapes Act got Royal Assent on April 29, 2026.

Same 2009 birth cut-off. Same January 1, 2027 start date.

France is basically copying the UK's homework. Normally that's frowned upon. In politics it's called "policy alignment."

But don't pop the champagne yet. Committee approval is only step one. BTIG analyst Owen Bennett says the amendment still has to:

  • Be resubmitted for the plenary session

  • Pass the National Assembly

  • Pass the Senate

  • Possibly survive a Constitutional Council review

That's four boss fights. Bennett says approval is "far from certain", but notes the policy has cross-party support. In French politics, getting parties to agree on anything is half the battle.

💸 Who Feels The Burn

Based on French market share, the companies with the most sales at risk if this becomes law:

What it means for you: a generational ban leaves today's smokers alone. It shrinks the customer pool slowly, one birthday at a time.

So the near-term revenue hit is gradual. The bigger issue is the copycat effect. Two major European markets with the same rule starts to look like a template.

Tobacco stocks have long been sold on steady cash flow from a shrinking but loyal customer base. A ban like this squeezes the "replacement customers" part of that story.

The one to watch: does it clear the Senate? That's where it either becomes a trend or a footnote.

Big Tobacco's customers were already ageing out. Now their replacements are being legislated out too. 🫠

🚨 Half The Gulf’s Oil, Gone

Gulf crude flows just got cut by more than half in a single week.

From over 20M barrels a day to about 8.5M, according to analytics firm Kpler.

So naturally, oil fell on Monday. Here's why.

🇷🇺 The Diesel Deal

Trump waived some sanctions and tariffs on Russia, potentially letting more Russian diesel flow into global markets.

It follows a deal with Putin to export diesel to the U.S. and other countries:

  • ~2.3M barrels this month

  • Rising to ~7.6M barrels a month after that

Sounds big. Then you do the maths.

At full speed, a whole month of Russian diesel is less than a single day's worth of the Gulf crude that's gone missing. (Diesel and crude aren't the same product, but you get the idea.)

That's bringing a water pistol to a house fire.

🗳️ Follow The Calendar

Phillip Nova's Priyanka Sachdeva called it a "desperate attempt" to keep oil prices in check before the U.S. midterms.

Her point: a diesel waiver does very little about the physical mess in the Strait of Hormuz.

Gas prices and elections have a long, unhappy marriage. Nobody wants to campaign with $100 oil on the scoreboard.

💥 Why Prices Didn't Fall Further

The market shrugged at best. WTI fell 0.8% to $100.61 and Brent slipped 1.5% to $108.22.

Because the supply news is getting worse, not better:

  • A tanker caught fire and exploded after hitting a naval mine in the southern Strait of Hormuz on Sunday, per Iranian media

  • At least 10 confirmed incidents involving commercial ships in the Persian Gulf last week

  • Ukraine launched its largest-ever drone attack on St. Petersburg since Russia's invasion, hitting a major oil terminal that exports 120K barrels a day of refined products (Kpler data)

Nobody knows yet how badly that terminal is damaged. Oil traders hate "nobody knows" more than they hate bad news.

So the Russia waiver is a calming headline. The mines in the water are the actual story.

💸 What It Means For You

Oil still sits above $100, and Monday's dip doesn't change the supply picture much.

A few things worth watching:

  • Fuel and energy bills. Crude this high usually shows up at the pump and on utility bills with a lag.

  • Inflation. Expensive energy feeds into everything that gets shipped, trucked, or flown. Which is everything.

  • Headline whiplash. Prices are swinging on political moves and missile strikes, so expect volatility in energy stocks and anything fuel-sensitive like airlines.

The market is basically asking one question: does Hormuz calm down? Until it does, policy tweaks are noise.

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